Also, this might be one of the most forced/awkward instances of ‘influencer accent’ I’ve ever heard
Hotspur_on_the_Case
Look, I roll my eyes at nouvelle cuisine and molecular gastronomy, I want a good solid meal, not an arrangement or a performance.
But at the same time, don’t try to overstuff me. A lot of this looks like it would be good for a tableful of people. Too much for even two or three. Yikes!
Internet_Mu
Their digestive systems do not deserve this abuse
Character-Class-3610
Idk maybe im just hungry rn but id fuck every single one of those plates up.
Guarantee you paying gentrification prices on each though.
DistastefullyHonest
The initial mozzarella sticks were fine. And the fucking wraps were good without all that vodka and burrata shit. Damn.
Coinsworthy
Ok-Fondant2536
Although pigs got decency.
Miserable-Fortune-57
Place seems empty 😕
Ok_Manager_3126
The mozzarella sticks look good but everything else meh
Illustrious_Form3936
I think I got diabetic just watching this.
theghostsofvegas
I can only imagine the amount of cheese they have to order every week,
inkzpenfoxx
Yuck, dudes voice is annoying
Direct_Town792
It’s like a fat child tried to make food from cartoons
Dagoberta23
so aggressively excessive
Avatar_Blues
Assuming this was one seating, I’m sure it was a huge waste of over-the-top food.
Internal-Fun-5411
My arteries are crying.
rebelvong1
Ain’t no way this restaurant makes money. This angers me on every level of food preparation.
Humble-Ambassador878
Some of these actually looks pretty good tho 🤷🏻
mermaidtitsaresalty
On the verge of having a heart attack every time I see one of these videos
Sufficient-Fee-714
so… many… carbs
King_P_13
Is that his mom
New_Lie_369
I just gained 12 pounds just by watching this.
East_Ad_702
I know, I know. But my mouth was watering over some of these
nudniksphilkes
I am so tired of “cheese pulls”. Just eat the damn thing.
samanime
I hate when places serve fried foods like these pre-sauced. Unless you shovel it into your face as quickly as possible, by the time you finish eating, it is going to be super soggy. Especially when you are serving it in such massive portions.
toastyavocado
Is it called Elm Street because it’s a fucking nightmare?
NoMoreGoldPlz
Nightmare on Elm Street.
Lazy-Recognition3845
I’m actually not mad at this. Depending on the price, these meals are great for splitting across the table or taking leftovers for another meal.
Hungry-Space-1829
Everything here is like 2 steps backwards away from being incredible
Cannibal_Broccoli
Looks like food that Chef Freddy Krueger would whip up in a nightmare.
chunkyloverfivethree
This reminds me of a Patton Oswald bit about KFC bowls. Like we can arrange these items for you on a plate, like an adult. Nah, I need you to smash them together into a hillock of brown goo, while I eat this at 3am, staring off into the middle distance while listening to “this mortal coil.”
Emergency-Soil-8935
I keep seeing this couple eating the worst foods ever and I can only think of they are planning on having a food shaped casket after their hearts give up
Numerous-Candy-1071
I’d be fed for a week by eating just one of those.
No-Lemon-2140
Stop making me hungry please ive been eating shitty stuff for a while now
ICEGRILLZ666
They’re not ok from eating all this crap. Look at his face all red.
Food for people who count their days instead of calories
Furrulo87_8
With the volume and how unhealthy everything looks, just bringing someone to that place should be considered an assault attempt
Cocodrool
It’s hilarious how you’ll see the start of what could be a healthy or light meal and then just add tons of fried and melted cheese, throw in the oven, add more cheese and then glaze with syrup.
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This guy’s voice always bothers me so much
Also, this might be one of the most forced/awkward instances of ‘influencer accent’ I’ve ever heard
Look, I roll my eyes at nouvelle cuisine and molecular gastronomy, I want a good solid meal, not an arrangement or a performance.
But at the same time, don’t try to overstuff me. A lot of this looks like it would be good for a tableful of people. Too much for even two or three. Yikes!
Their digestive systems do not deserve this abuse
Idk maybe im just hungry rn but id fuck every single one of those plates up.
Guarantee you paying gentrification prices on each though.
The initial mozzarella sticks were fine. And the fucking wraps were good without all that vodka and burrata shit. Damn.
Although pigs got decency.
Place seems empty 😕
The mozzarella sticks look good but everything else meh
I think I got diabetic just watching this.
I can only imagine the amount of cheese they have to order every week,
Yuck, dudes voice is annoying
It’s like a fat child tried to make food from cartoons
so aggressively excessive
Assuming this was one seating, I’m sure it was a huge waste of over-the-top food.
My arteries are crying.
Ain’t no way this restaurant makes money. This angers me on every level of food preparation.
Some of these actually looks pretty good tho 🤷🏻
On the verge of having a heart attack every time I see one of these videos
so… many… carbs
Is that his mom
I just gained 12 pounds just by watching this.
I know, I know. But my mouth was watering over some of these
I am so tired of “cheese pulls”. Just eat the damn thing.
I hate when places serve fried foods like these pre-sauced. Unless you shovel it into your face as quickly as possible, by the time you finish eating, it is going to be super soggy. Especially when you are serving it in such massive portions.
Is it called Elm Street because it’s a fucking nightmare?
Nightmare on Elm Street.
I’m actually not mad at this. Depending on the price, these meals are great for splitting across the table or taking leftovers for another meal.
Everything here is like 2 steps backwards away from being incredible
Looks like food that Chef Freddy Krueger would whip up in a nightmare.
This reminds me of a Patton Oswald bit about KFC bowls. Like we can arrange these items for you on a plate, like an adult. Nah, I need you to smash them together into a hillock of brown goo, while I eat this at 3am, staring off into the middle distance while listening to “this mortal coil.”
I keep seeing this couple eating the worst foods ever and I can only think of they are planning on having a food shaped casket after their hearts give up
I’d be fed for a week by eating just one of those.
Stop making me hungry please ive been eating shitty stuff for a while now
They’re not ok from eating all this crap. Look at his face all red.
What’s casual about the cake shake 🤣🤣🤣
r/SignTooHigh
They have normal food. This is all from the “[Social Media Menu](https://elmstreetdiner.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/03/Elm-Street-Main-2-Locations-10-24.pdf)”
Food for people who count their days instead of calories
With the volume and how unhealthy everything looks, just bringing someone to that place should be considered an assault attempt
It’s hilarious how you’ll see the start of what could be a healthy or light meal and then just add tons of fried and melted cheese, throw in the oven, add more cheese and then glaze with syrup.